A weekend ago I was at a rave. There I met a fortuneteller. She read the cards for me. “You will find a worthwhile undertaking,” she read, “It will likely bring you fortune.”
“You will find true love, a sole mate,” she continued, “It won’t be just ‘some guy’, but the real thing, a deeper relationship that you’ve ever had before.”
“But first,” she said, “First you must visualize with your third(?) chakra these things, and what you really truly want.”
But she didn’t promise me many bambinos to go with the fortune and love, as that gypsy had 23 years ago. Times change.